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fh_fic2006-09-15 08:46 pm
kawalsky.livejournal.com) wrote in fh_fic2006-09-15 08:46 pm
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FIC: Five villains Major K! and Camboy will never fight
Title: Five villains Major K! and Camboy will never fight
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kawalsky
Characters: Charlie Kawalsky, Cameron Mitchell, some guest stars
Rating: G
Author's Notes: In response to a challenge bypsycho_barbie
(1)
"Okay, so let's go with the idea that I don't wanna be eaten by a shark." Major K! and Camboy struggled against the ropes that had them tied to the platform that was slowly lowering them into the water.
"Uh, K?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't think those are sharks."
"What?"
"I think they're sea bass."
"They look pretty ill-tempered for sea bass."
"And they have lasers on their heads."
"..."
"This is humiliating."
"Yep. Get my pocketknife out of my back pocket."
Outside the closed doors, Dr Evil was mwahahaing while his son, Scott, gave him dirty looks.
***
(2)
Major K!, Camboy and their newest addition, a Great Dane, were posing for the press when the police dragged the old man in the ghost costume out of the museum. They didn't bother to watch him get hauled into the back of the squad car, nor did they hear him protest as the car drove Old Man Withers away.
"I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those kids and their dog!"
***
(3)
The space station was nearly empty, and rightly so with the self-destruct counting down. But Major K! and Camboy skidded to a halt when the figure they were looking for stepped out into the corridor.
Major K! adjusted his robes, composed himself and the lightsaber activated with a flick of the wrist. "Just the fella we were looking for," he said as his Padawan, Camboy, followed suit.
Voo-kssh. Voo-kssh. Voo-kssh. A red lightsaber flickered into action.
"K?"
"Ahem." Kawalsky cleared his throat and looked at Cameron.
"*Master* K?"
"That's my name, my young Padawan."
"Okay, at first it was cool. Now it's getting on my nerves." Cameron flicked the small braid away from his face. "If we kick the Ethics teacher's ass, I get to lose the braid."
Master K! contemplated it for a second, then nodded. "Deal."
A moment later, Vader used the Force and swatted them like flies before escaping.
The braid would have to stay.
***
(4)
"Thith ithn't funny!" The high-pitched lisping voice was strange enough in itself. The fact that it came from a fluffy tortoise-shell kitten was even stranger.
"I don't know," Camboy said, crouching down. "I think it's pretty hilarious." He pulled out his phone and took a few photos, saved them as 'Major Kitty' and sent them to Rory.
"Will you get me out of thith meth?"
"I wouldn't count on it!" the old woman cackled and threw the vial at Camboy.
In a puff of purple smoke, Camboy disappeared and a wolf cub appeared next to Major Kitty. Camboy whined and nudged Major Kitty with a wet nose, nearly pushing the kitten off the ledge.
Major Kitty clambered back onto the ledge and scowled.
"Aww," Kronk said from beside Yzma, hopping from one foot to the other. "They're so cute. Can we keep them?"
Major Kitty face-pawed. "Thith ith ridiculouth."
***
(5)
"Hello, Dave."
Major K! looked at Camboy. "Wait. Didn't I do this one already?"
Author:
kawalskyCharacters: Charlie Kawalsky, Cameron Mitchell, some guest stars
Rating: G
Author's Notes: In response to a challenge by
psycho_barbie(1)
"Okay, so let's go with the idea that I don't wanna be eaten by a shark." Major K! and Camboy struggled against the ropes that had them tied to the platform that was slowly lowering them into the water.
"Uh, K?"
"Yeah?"
"I don't think those are sharks."
"What?"
"I think they're sea bass."
"They look pretty ill-tempered for sea bass."
"And they have lasers on their heads."
"..."
"This is humiliating."
"Yep. Get my pocketknife out of my back pocket."
Outside the closed doors, Dr Evil was mwahahaing while his son, Scott, gave him dirty looks.
***
(2)
Major K!, Camboy and their newest addition, a Great Dane, were posing for the press when the police dragged the old man in the ghost costume out of the museum. They didn't bother to watch him get hauled into the back of the squad car, nor did they hear him protest as the car drove Old Man Withers away.
"I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those kids and their dog!"
***
(3)
The space station was nearly empty, and rightly so with the self-destruct counting down. But Major K! and Camboy skidded to a halt when the figure they were looking for stepped out into the corridor.
Major K! adjusted his robes, composed himself and the lightsaber activated with a flick of the wrist. "Just the fella we were looking for," he said as his Padawan, Camboy, followed suit.
Voo-kssh. Voo-kssh. Voo-kssh. A red lightsaber flickered into action.
"K?"
"Ahem." Kawalsky cleared his throat and looked at Cameron.
"*Master* K?"
"That's my name, my young Padawan."
"Okay, at first it was cool. Now it's getting on my nerves." Cameron flicked the small braid away from his face. "If we kick the Ethics teacher's ass, I get to lose the braid."
Master K! contemplated it for a second, then nodded. "Deal."
A moment later, Vader used the Force and swatted them like flies before escaping.
The braid would have to stay.
***
(4)
"Thith ithn't funny!" The high-pitched lisping voice was strange enough in itself. The fact that it came from a fluffy tortoise-shell kitten was even stranger.
"I don't know," Camboy said, crouching down. "I think it's pretty hilarious." He pulled out his phone and took a few photos, saved them as 'Major Kitty' and sent them to Rory.
"Will you get me out of thith meth?"
"I wouldn't count on it!" the old woman cackled and threw the vial at Camboy.
In a puff of purple smoke, Camboy disappeared and a wolf cub appeared next to Major Kitty. Camboy whined and nudged Major Kitty with a wet nose, nearly pushing the kitten off the ledge.
Major Kitty clambered back onto the ledge and scowled.
"Aww," Kronk said from beside Yzma, hopping from one foot to the other. "They're so cute. Can we keep them?"
Major Kitty face-pawed. "Thith ith ridiculouth."
***
(5)
"Hello, Dave."
Major K! looked at Camboy. "Wait. Didn't I do this one already?"