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fh_fic2006-03-11 02:44 pm
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True Love: Mansion... 2/4
People: Cal/Parker, many
Rating: If you're here, you can read.
Two
Molly was wearing her mask, which cunningly disguised her identity, and carrying, very carefully, a bowl of fruit loops while climbing the stairs to the roof. "Hey!" she called out, as she pushed open the door. "Am I late?"
"Good morning, Princess Powerful," Spider-Man greeted her. He always beat her to it, and it would really annoy her, except she really didn't want to get up before ten.
"Nope," Major K! replied. He was sitting on the roof, eating a chocolate bar. He adjusted his mask. "We're just about to start."
"Goody!"
* * *
While the Future Heroes of the Multiverse were having their weekly heroic morning (that is, noon) meeting, the Future Villains of the Multiverse was busy trying to make Draco admit he bleached his hair. The latter was rather more excitable than the first.
"I do NOT! Take that back!"
"I think you do," Cordelia said, thoughtful. She'd been walking past the sixth floor common room, quite innocently, when she'd heard voices.
"I do n-- what are you doing here? This is a closed meeting!"
Cordelia stared. "...You're talking about hair," she pointed out.
"We are not! It's... a code!"
Bel, who was standing behind Draco, shook his head slowly.
* * *
Callisto and Parker were showing their love for all to see by pummeling each other in the gym.
* * *
"Oh. Stupid."
"My beloved!" Anders beamed. Cally tried to close the door on him, but Anders had seen it coming and was already half-way into the room. "Finally! The day has come!"
"I don't know what crazy thing you're talking about," Cally lied.
"Our date! The one that will show you that we're meant to be!"
"...Oh. That. Well, I'll... be washing my hair."
"You don't know the day yet." Anders looked puzzled.
Damn. "Doesn't matter, I'll be washing my hair... a lot. The next week. Yeah." She tried to close the door again.
"But..!" Anders protested.
"Because I'm a dirty, dirty girl," Cally explained. This distracted Anders long enough for her to manage to push him out of her room so she could finally close the door. Cally looked up at the ceiling. "Aphrodite? I don't really believe in you, but if you're there, we need to have a talk."
* * *
"Xander, babe?"
"Hmm?" Xander didn't look away from the tv. It was the Wormhole X-Treme season finale and it was all very exciting and improbable.
"Where are my chocolates? The ones I bought at Wonka's yesterday? The really expensive ones which I was going to eat right this very moment?"
"Err..."
Logan huffed, annoyed. "I hope they were spelled to turn you into a rat," he grumbled and stomped off.
"Sorry!" Xander called after him. Although he wasn't really. Gooood chocolates. He hummed to himself and focused on the general's current alien problems.
* * *
Anders was moping.
Isabel was on the verge of giving up. "You were meant to be, you can't give up that easily!"
Anders stared at her. "She slammed the door in my face. Again, I might add."
"Oh that." Isabel dismissed. "She's just in denial."
* * *
"Bicycle shed," Anakin announced, pointing at what was, indeed, a bicycle shed.
Next time: Will Cally finally give in to destiny? Will Barbossa get his video? Does Draco really bleach his hair? This and more, next time on True Love!
Rating: If you're here, you can read.
Two
Molly was wearing her mask, which cunningly disguised her identity, and carrying, very carefully, a bowl of fruit loops while climbing the stairs to the roof. "Hey!" she called out, as she pushed open the door. "Am I late?"
"Good morning, Princess Powerful," Spider-Man greeted her. He always beat her to it, and it would really annoy her, except she really didn't want to get up before ten.
"Nope," Major K! replied. He was sitting on the roof, eating a chocolate bar. He adjusted his mask. "We're just about to start."
"Goody!"
* * *
While the Future Heroes of the Multiverse were having their weekly heroic morning (that is, noon) meeting, the Future Villains of the Multiverse was busy trying to make Draco admit he bleached his hair. The latter was rather more excitable than the first.
"I do NOT! Take that back!"
"I think you do," Cordelia said, thoughtful. She'd been walking past the sixth floor common room, quite innocently, when she'd heard voices.
"I do n-- what are you doing here? This is a closed meeting!"
Cordelia stared. "...You're talking about hair," she pointed out.
"We are not! It's... a code!"
Bel, who was standing behind Draco, shook his head slowly.
* * *
Callisto and Parker were showing their love for all to see by pummeling each other in the gym.
* * *
"Oh. Stupid."
"My beloved!" Anders beamed. Cally tried to close the door on him, but Anders had seen it coming and was already half-way into the room. "Finally! The day has come!"
"I don't know what crazy thing you're talking about," Cally lied.
"Our date! The one that will show you that we're meant to be!"
"...Oh. That. Well, I'll... be washing my hair."
"You don't know the day yet." Anders looked puzzled.
Damn. "Doesn't matter, I'll be washing my hair... a lot. The next week. Yeah." She tried to close the door again.
"But..!" Anders protested.
"Because I'm a dirty, dirty girl," Cally explained. This distracted Anders long enough for her to manage to push him out of her room so she could finally close the door. Cally looked up at the ceiling. "Aphrodite? I don't really believe in you, but if you're there, we need to have a talk."
* * *
"Xander, babe?"
"Hmm?" Xander didn't look away from the tv. It was the Wormhole X-Treme season finale and it was all very exciting and improbable.
"Where are my chocolates? The ones I bought at Wonka's yesterday? The really expensive ones which I was going to eat right this very moment?"
"Err..."
Logan huffed, annoyed. "I hope they were spelled to turn you into a rat," he grumbled and stomped off.
"Sorry!" Xander called after him. Although he wasn't really. Gooood chocolates. He hummed to himself and focused on the general's current alien problems.
* * *
Anders was moping.
Isabel was on the verge of giving up. "You were meant to be, you can't give up that easily!"
Anders stared at her. "She slammed the door in my face. Again, I might add."
"Oh that." Isabel dismissed. "She's just in denial."
* * *
"Bicycle shed," Anakin announced, pointing at what was, indeed, a bicycle shed.
Next time: Will Cally finally give in to destiny? Will Barbossa get his video? Does Draco really bleach his hair? This and more, next time on True Love!
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A lot
Logan/Xander????
BWAH!
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*runs like hell*
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No, that's not complaining about it. That's alluding to it.
Anyway. SO. VERY. AWESOME. Have some cake.
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Best. Line. Ever.