Untitled Badfic [1/1]

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Author: Jen (aka touchablemarie, etc etc)
Characters: Source!Bel, Anders, The Seer and an OFC
Spoilers: Vaguely with S4 Charmed canon
Warning: This is BADFIC! You should not attempt to eat or drink while reading.
Author's Notes: So I totally blame demonbelthazor and futurebucs_star for the fact that this exists. Well, them and my utter boredom at work. So basically, the background on this is that during a discussion of the upcoming Source!Bel plot, those two started joking about incorporating a bit of Charmed canon except with Source!Bel getting Anders pregnant instead of Phoebe. Someone made a crack about crossover demon MPREG and I decided the only thing better than that was crossover demon MPREG that included a total Mary Sue. And they dared me to write it and since I had nothing better to do... well... here it is. It's bad on purpose, FYI. I don't really write like this, I swear!



"You are in need of an heir, my liege," the Seer said from her perch on the cavern wall where she was watching the Source pace back and forth.

"I know," he growled. "But Belthazor doesn't sleep with women. I should have never possessed this body."

The Seer wisely kept her thoughts to herself. "There are magical ways of producing an heir," she intoned.

"Using that… human?" the Source demanded.

"Yes, my liege."

*

Anders was in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and wondering when Bel would be home. Just as he finished thinking that thought, his lover shimmered into the kitchen behind him.

"I was just wondering where you were," Anders said.

"I had a… meeting that ran late," Bel explained. "But I brought you some chocolates."

Anders frowned and wondered if Bel was cheating on him.

"Come on," Bel encouraged, opening the box. "I'm sorry I'm late."

"I know," Anders said, smiling adoringly at Bel and taking a chocolate. "Oh, these are delicious!" He quickly ate three more.

*

"Well done, my liege," the Seer said. "My magic will need a few days to do it's work, but your lover should soon be pregnant with your heir."

*

About a week after Bel brought Anders chocolates, Anders woke up feeling inexplicably ill.

"I'm not feeling well," he informed his lover.

"What's wrong?" Bel asked, wondering if the Seer's magic had really worked.

Anders put his hand over his stomach. "I feel sick to my stomach."

Bel couldn't hide his grin. "I think you're pregnant," he declared.

Anders blinked at him. "I can't be pregnant. I, um, lack the proper equipment."

"It's a magical pregnancy," Bel told him. "I wanted us to have a baby but I wanted to surprise you."

Anders scratched his head. "You surprised me by getting me magically knocked up?"

Bel nodded. "Won't it be wonderful?"

"Uh… yeah… I guess," Anders said, deciding not to worry for now about how he was going to deliver the magical baby. He had nine months to worry about that.

*

Six months went by and Anders was getting uncomfortable carrying the baby. He wished that there was a magical way to make his back pain go away.

He was in the kitchen, baking cupcakes, when the doorbell rang. It surprised him because no one ever visited them.

The girl standing on the front step was about five feet, two inches tall with shoulder length dark blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes.

"Can I help you?" Anders asked, immediately entranced by her beauty.

"I'm here to help you," she said. "My name is Jen and I'm a breastalicious demon."

"Okay. But what are you here to help with?" Anders asked, giving her a puzzled look.

"There is a way your baby can be magically transferred to my womb and I will carry the child to term and deliver it so you don't have to," Jen explained.

"Wow, that's great!" Anders exclaimed. "Come on in and have a cupcake."

*

The Source was greatly pleased when he learned that the Seer had sent a low level demon to assist him in his quest for an heir. Especially because she was such a beautiful demon. Even though Belthazor didn't like girls, The Source was rather partial to them.

"She's pretty," Bel remarked to Anders one night after dinner.

"Yes, she is," Anders agreed.

"We should invite her to bed with us," Bel decided. "After all, she's carrying our baby."

Anders nodded. "I think that's a good idea. She's beautiful and it's been a long time since I slept with a woman."

"Maybe she can stay with us after the baby is born."

"I like that idea," Anders agreed. "I think I fell in love with her the moment I laid eyes on her."

Bel smiled. "As did I. But that doesn't mean I don't love you anymore."

"Oh, I know," Anders assured him. "It's entirely possible to love two people at the same time. Do you think she loves us back?"

"Only one way to find out," Bel said.

*

Bel and Anders were nervously pacing the hall, waiting for word on Jen and the baby from the Seer.

After what felt like an eternity, the Seer finally opened the bedroom door. "It's a healthy baby boy," she said. "He and Jen are both doing fine."

"Can we see them?" Anders asked.

The Seer nodded and both men quickly headed in to the room. Jen was resting against the headboard, propped up by pillows and was cradling the baby in her arms.

"He's beautiful," Anders whispered.

Bel nodded his agreement. "We have a baby," he said, smiling fondly at both Jen and the baby.

The Source was pleased to finally have his heir. The Seer watched from the doorway as the happy family got to know each other.

#

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

My brain is still broken.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

*offers superglue*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Thanksie!

[demonbelthazor]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Where's my smut?

[demonbelthazor]

OMG you are so demanding.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*stares*

[demonbelthazor]

You should know she asked for V/Bel/Cameron.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Ha! She already got that!

[absolutesnark]

I still fear your brain.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

YOU fear my brain? How do you think *I* feel?

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*stares at you*

This is what you do when you're not inspiring weirdfic in other people? *g*

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

I sometimes write normal fic, too!

[and you never wrote back to let me know if you wanted to co-write that one thing... *beams innocently*]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

[Evil! I'm swamped at work for another couple of days, but then...darn it!]

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

[YAY!!!!!]

[soldtoarmenians]

*DIES*

And the scary thing about that Mary Sue is she's accurate. *runs*

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Hey, they don't call me the *evil* enabler for nothing ;)

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

...... Oh dear God my eyes... my eyes!!!

*Runs off after brain bleach!* ;)

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

You can't say you weren't sufficiently warned ;)

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Love, no warning is enough for that. ;p

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

It was the cupcake that sent me over the edge.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Now, when you say "over the edge" . . .

*RUNS*

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

*Grabs up Phale's NWS sword and chases!!!*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*meeps and runs*

Hey, when I hear the phrase "over the edge" in conjunction with badfic, what else am I supposed to think?!? :D

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I so did not dare you to write this! You decided that all on your own!

I still fear you.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Nicole dared me too though. after I said I was going to

And you should ALL fear me. Seriously. :)

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I DO FEAR YOU! A LOT! *flails*

[demonbelthazor]

Hi, baby.

Chocolate?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. No no no no no there will be no knockup chocolates.

[demonbelthazor]

*pouts*

*bats eyes*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*maybe possibly starts to reconsider*

[demonbelthazor]

*grins and licks lips*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*pounces*

[demonbelthazor]

Is it bad taste to start shagging in V's fic post?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Not if she wants to watch.

[demonbelthazor]

*smirk*

Let's do it, then.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Come an' get me.

[demonbelthazor]

*grabs*
*gropes*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*is molested, wheeeeeee*

[demonbelthazor]

Awww, yeah, baby.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*STARES*

zomg. *squinchy eyes* Hehehehehehehehe... soooo bad.

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

*beams proudly*

I wasn't sure if I could really pull it off.

Y'know... I bet if I posted it on ff.net, I'd get a zillion reviews asking for more...

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

Tea all over the monitor!

I. Dare. You.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I double dare you.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

I triple DOG dare you.

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